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When Amber first arrived at the Kingdom, the girls all seemed so nice. But once Master left that night, the other girls made Amber miserable. As long as Master or one of his friends was around, they all acted like good friends, sisters even, but when
mscrosswords: revorocketnails: I think Ive hit some sort of night vale event horizon So… I like tentacle porn, but I’m often put off by rape porn. Solution? CONSENSUAL TENTACLE SEX. CONSENTICLES. Yes.
when u gay as hell
eddieograph: shota-purinsu: zorobro: linzthenerd: theguilteaparty: crippledcuriosity: itsfondue: Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s suddenly not okay I talked
I adore my cat, really, but when I’m the only one in the apartment during most of December he just get really overbearing with the whole “love me with the amount of attention I normally receive from 3 people.”
I tried using the BMI Visualizer, but when I entered the wrong weight and tried to correct it, something went horribly wrong! If this was a creepypasta, I’d probably wake up tomorrow with and extra head or something. Jesus!
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
fakesuepisodes: Dork-spiracy Peridot starts filming a nature documentary about Steven in order to better understand humans. But when Steven asks that she give him more privacy, Peridot shifts the focus of her study to Ronaldo Fryman. How will Ronaldo
vantasly: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
justapepperika: When people use the word accident in relation to omo, it’s always so good. Like the frantic “I’m gonna have an accident” while a hand is stuffed between their legs, or a shy, quiet “I had an accident” with their pants soaked
I don’t have time for people with group mentality. I am an individual and that is something I value in others. It’s really confusing when you meet someone and they look like a freak, they look unconventional but when they open their mouths
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
sorasusi:these dogs goddammit sorry for so many non-art posts but there are these two dogs in my apartmentok ruska (on the right) is here all the time bc she’s mine but dOGS AMIRITE
D complains about not having enough sex, but when I tell him to come over and have sex with me, he stays at his house and posts porn….?? Logic. -T
Title: Return, Revisit, Reunion Creators: corpsereviver2 + reapersun Fanworks Involved: fic + art Rating: Explicit Pairing: Sherlock/John Summary: John Watson has been writing a new blog about holidays and travel in the UK but when he’s asked
when survivors talk about our experiences, please *please* listen to what we have to saybecause we have first-hand accounts, we have unique perspectives you may have never consideredit is extremely difficult for us to speak out about what we have been
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
parasolparachute: I usually don’t like to post very thorough doujinshi previews, but when the sample pages include Barnaby with adorably atrocious sleeping habits, it’s kind of hard not to.
khoshekhs: In every fandom there’s this one fic that everyone and their mother recommends, but when you go and read it it turns out to be weird or out of character or in some way just not that great, and you find yourself wondering if the whole thing
my coworkers kept complimenting me on this cardigan, but when I posted a picture of it on twitter everybody accused me of casually cosplaying Makishima…
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
vinegod: When you know the lyrics to a song ! by Karlzway
rudescience: quantumheels: I don’t think these are good things to say to people. But when you’re (barely) running on 4 or less hours of sleep because of the complicated quantum mechanics problem set you’ve been slaving away at for a week and the
bonesofautumn: mylordshesacactus: rickyproctor: Poor Hufflepuff. Everyone who wasn’t cunning, intelligent, or brave got sent to Hufflepuff Ding-dong, you are wrong. Everyone who had immense amounts of courage but, when given the choice, would decide
watching a series on Netflix with another person is such a strange experience to me because I’m used to mass-watching a series all at once, like, 10 episodes a day for a few weeks until I’ve burned through them all But when I watch a new show
vaguely related, but when I was a kid (like 10/11) I remember I was talking about something where I was referring to myself as a ruler (king/queen) of something. I don’t quite remember what it was but it was something silly. Anyway, I didn’t want
wow-confessions: I really do love Pandaren, I was a huge Wrath fan forever but, when Pandaria came out and I met Lorewalker Cho, I felt like I was in a whole new story. Everything we had done had led up to stuff already done before, but, Pandaria was
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
stovestalker: noshamejustlove: zorobro: shota-purinsu: zorobro: linzthenerd: theguilteaparty: crippledcuriosity: itsfondue: Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s
When I try to write something interesting and relatively sfw, it’s like squeezing blood out of a stone, but when I even think about writing anything smutty, my fingers can’t type fucking fast enough… Maybe I should just relent, and
ohshitmariescribbled: Noiz was tripping all my guro sirens before I even got his bad ending, but when I did goddamn huf huf
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
lately i feel like i keep?? seeing things??? like just now i thought i saw a shadow move by my door. and other times i get the feeling someone or something is next to me. i also keep seeing or feeling things crawl on me but when i look down it’s
support: Your replies are on the way, Tumblr Just wanted to let you know that we’re putting the finishing touches on replies, and making sure they play nicely with everything else on this platform. “Why did they go away? Why, staff, whyyyy?” Fair
no offense but when will genji become real and fuck my pussy
spooky-scully: i know mads mikkelsen is a great hannibal and everything, but when silence of the lambs first came out at the cinema, anthony hopkins would go to see it and when hannibal makes the disgusting slurping sound after describing how he ate
trilies: tragicballerina: mylordshesacactus: rickyproctor: Poor Hufflepuff. Everyone who wasn’t cunning, intelligent, or brave got sent to Hufflepuff Ding-dong, you are wrong. Everyone who had immense amounts of courage but, when given the choice,
imayboreyou: Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about
sleepsleepnotwoke:People always talk about transhumanism bad blah blah blah but when the war between normies and cyborgs pops off do you wanna be on the team with Joe Schmoe or do you wanna be on the team with dudes with pneumatic fists and aimbots built
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
syekick-powers:yeah yeah everyone’s fine drawing a guy with visible top surgery scars but when’s it going to be popular to draw visibly masculine people with boobs. i mean drawing a guy with a full beard and bear levels of body hair and just
heart: does anyone else have a dad that yells when he gets really mad at you and you’ve had to deal with it since you were a kid and it’s like the kind of yelling that’s super scary and you also cry easily from that..
Everyone says venture bros is a “dilf-fest” but when I watched it all I saw were nerds dorks and geeks
When guys tease you I like it when guys tease you. They try making you feel as if you’re not theirs & when you leave, they turn around & grab you by the waist. But when you’re going in for a kiss & they move back a step, that’s when
when I was in school (well still am) I would always prefer male teachers, they were always nicest to me and it was easy to talk to them and they were so helpful and sweet and one of them used to talk to me a lot and even gave me his number
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
I used to really love being here but lately I just don’t feel happy or comfortable. I lose inspiration and dont post for a while but when I come back I just feel bleh. either on here or on Snapchat people just do things that idk if its worth it
bendydicks: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
WHY CAN’T EVERYBODY JUST PARTICIPATE IN SECRET SANTA DAMNIT WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT OF COURSE WE’RE ALL BROKE ASS FUCKS, BUT IT’S EASY TO SCRAPE TOGETHER MONEY FOR A CUTE LIL SUMSUM GODDAMN I HATE PEOPLE
gonna be honest but when i first learned about the gigapause i was like, that’s cool, it’s gonna be gr8 omg the intensity of it all aaa so pumped etc, but then a few hours passed by and i curled up on my bed thinking about how sad i am LOL
icankillyouwithjustoneword:oh, but when Edgar Allan Poe said :“ Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” I wonder if I’m ever gonna experience that kind of love. I want that love, from myself too.
betaflower: Has anyone else watched inugami-San to nekoyama-San? ME ONLY A COUPLE THO BUT STILL
jen-iii:So like, I’ve noticed that whenever the Crystal Gems warp in without Steven, they’re usually striking a pose. But when they’re with him, they warp pretty normally. Do they strike a pose so that they can look ‘cool’ in front of Steven?If
rillianne replied to your post: anonymous asked:i’ve seen ur blac… “too obvious” but in the original rin just turne dinto len lMAO TRU
voltageamemix: ★Castaway! Love’s Adventure★*~Serena Season 1: Lost in Paradise Pt.1 is Out Now!~*When you first meet her, she keeps you at a distance and tells it like it is. But when she touches you, her warmth and gentleness immediately draws
was r/wb/y chibi S1 entirely poopy? no. it had good skits here and there that i genuinely enjoyed. but when the skits were bad they were bad. they outweighed the good, as is usual in this series lmsdfosg
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
When everything is going good & then out of the blue that person starts being short with you….. What did I do wrong¿?
Does anyone know ways/apps etc to make gifs without using Photoshop that are good quality? You can do it on Samsung in the normal photo app but when I upload them they don’t move 😭😭 please help